What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
