What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?