Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do horses reside?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do birds go to drink?