Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a doll's favorite car?