Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Margaritaville®!
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which state is the cleanest?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a sad latte?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
