Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
