What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
