How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What tree has the most bark?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?