Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the foal cough?
When should you start writing a book?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?