What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do bees chew?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?