What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do they call pastors in Germany?