What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you get straight A's?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?