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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?