What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What game do cows play at parties?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
