Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?