Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Because they love to play ball!
Why did the barber win the race?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do fairies always drink?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
