Which animals make the most honest judges?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which insect is the smartest?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?