What nationality are most fish?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do books sleep?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which farm animals are famous painters?