What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What are you studying in math?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do elves learn in school?