What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?