What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?