What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where would you find an elephant?
How do you grill cheese?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?