What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
