Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?