If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do fish use for glasses?