What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
Which animal will never go bald?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?