What do you call a short cow?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which animal is the most religious?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?