What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How can you make 7 even?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
