In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?