What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?