What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do bees say in the summer?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a pile of cats?