Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
When do astronauts eat?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do fish live in salt water?