Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What animal floats best?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
