Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call the dog magician?
When do cows get tired?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
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What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?