Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What kind of books do boats write?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a sad latte?