What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?