Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is the coolest country?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
