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How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
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What is a horse's favorite sport?
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Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?