How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a henway?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?