How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which animal will never go bald?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?