How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which president loved to take baths?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where do goldfish go camping?