How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What birds make average students?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which cats have the best manners?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
