What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?