What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
How does a taco bless the table?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?