What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What famous scientist will try anything?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
