What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What fish only swims at night?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?