Where does breakfast live?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the politest month?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do bees buzz?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a bat's favorite game?