A book just fell on my head.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?