What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which dogs love to study science?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
When do astronauts eat?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
