What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the pirate late for work?