What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What game do mice love to play?