What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What animals make the best students?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?