What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What country has the most fish?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where does water do all its banking?