What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What makes music in your hair?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do cows go on vacation?