What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?