Why did spring break up with winter?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are winter days great?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?