Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which family member is always relieved?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?