What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What tree has the most bark?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?