Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What was the first animal in space?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do football players deal with their problems?