Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
