What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the duck cross the road?
