What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a short cow?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
