How do horses stay in such great shape?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How does a squid go into battle?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?