Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?