Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What siblings are always sad?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
