Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do hurricanes see?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's the noisiest food?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?