When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?