Two silkworms got in a fight.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do elves learn in school?