What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?