What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the spider so smart?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do you get kids to do something?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
