What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?