What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?