What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What color are all the books in the library?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
