What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?