What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do cows wear bells?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?