Why are skeletons so calm?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?