What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?