What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is heaven always so tidy?