What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?