Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which animal is the most religious?
It's allergy season again?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do polar bears vote?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What vehicle works the hardest?