What do you call two birds stuck together?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What game do bats excel at?