What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do jokesters study in college?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?