Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do rich squirrels eat?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call an angry monkey?
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