What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How does a witch play loud music?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is the color of the wind?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?