What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?