What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do bees get to school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?