What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What color are all the books in the library?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the frog starve?
What game do bats excel at?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
