What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do fairies always drink?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What animal has 20/20 vision?