What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where would you find an elephant?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?