What did autumn say to summer?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?