Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the bud so shy?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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