Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do two skunks argue?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?