Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
I'm not a bad putter.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How does a penguin build its house?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
I broke my finger!
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?