Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
