What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which celebrity always frowns?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do little fish love to play with?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
