What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What animal floats best?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?