What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Surprise!!!!
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?