What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which fly makes films?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where does breakfast live?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the slowest 5k?
What day is your mom always right?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are fish such good architects?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?