What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
If you need help building an ark...
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?