What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do horses say to greet each other?
It's allergy season again?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What kind of music do planets like?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?