What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How did the tree get lost?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?