Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the richest basketball team?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a cat's favorite board game?