Why do runners watch so much TV?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
When do ghosts love to go camping?