Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do ships always get stuck?