What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which animal will never go bald?
How do fireflies start a race?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What school subject really rocks?