You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do bears keep cool?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are baseball players so good at math?