Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How long will dinner be?
What shape has a knighthood?