Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which fly makes films?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?