What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What day is your mom always right?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?