Why do hogs play so much football?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
When do mice play every day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?