Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do snowmen get information?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?