What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are goats so funny?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?