What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a cat's favorite snack?