How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which former US President was always cold?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
