What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?