What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?