What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did the snake name his daughter?