What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Can February March?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
If you need help building an ark...
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?