Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
