What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
