What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Who are Frosty's parents?