What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why is golf harder than baseball?