What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which animal is the most religious?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How was the wedding?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?