What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?