Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?