What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which computer won the talent show?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?