Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?