Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What game do cows play at parties?