What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?