Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?