Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which celebrity always frowns?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What country has the most fish?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?