What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?