Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What words make the best athletes?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?