We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How does a cow do math?
What are you studying in math?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the confused bee say?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the bee sad?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
