Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do automobiles fly?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
