What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do bees get to school?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?