What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do mice need oiling?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do bees gossip?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?