What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What car always breaks the rules?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?