What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What bird is always sad?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?