Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Can February March?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which is the worst season?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?