How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?