Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does a panda ghost say?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?