Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
