Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What makes music in your hair?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do goats and moms have in common?
