Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?