What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the horse so happy?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where was Noah born?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?