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What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
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