Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why was the bunny upset?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?