What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do birds serve on Halloween?