What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
Where do horses reside?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?