What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
