Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How did the tree get lost?