What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
Why are all priests fit?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Can February March?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?