What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What nationality are most fish?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What makes music in your hair?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
