What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How do trees get access to the internet?