What animals love to close envelopes?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?