Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How was the wedding?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
