Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How does a squid go into battle?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What bird is always sad?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
