What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which princess is best suited for winter?