Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Families are like fudge.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of car does a chicken have?