Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do termites go camping?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the turtle cross the road?